Hostel Etiquette: How To Make Friends And Not Be An Ass

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My Midwestern roots make me hypersensitive to being polite. It is a sickness. I’ve been known to take my pack into the hallway so I wouldn’t disturb others when I needed to get something out while people were sleeping. There are many unwritten rules to hostel etiquette and after spending a few weeks in a hostel you’ll start to pick up on the little annoying/rude things people do.  I think most “infractions” boil down to being inexperienced with hostel living, but there are a few cardinal rules that hosteler should be aware of.

Clean Your Own Dishes: Hostels with kitchens are great, but many people just leave their dirty dishes in the sink. This isn’t cool. Even if you only use a cup – wash it. It only takes 2 minutes so there are no excuses.

Pack Your Crap Early: When I have to check-out of the hostel super early I always get everything ready and shower the night before.  I make sure everything is packed, and I set out my outfit for the next day. The next morning I get dressed, stash my sleeping clothes and I’m out of the room in 5 minutes. I do my best to keep as quiet as possible. This concept is lost on many people. There aren’t as many things as annoying as someone spending 30 minutes loudly packing all their belongings at 5am.

Keep The Lights Off: Every hostel has that jerk who barges into the room and flips the lights on at 3am. Most rooms aren’t pitch black so just take 30 seconds let your eyes to adjust to the light before finding your bed. Or use a key chain flashlight or the light from your phone.

No Parties In The Dorm Room: The dorm room isn’t for drinking games, it’s for sleeping.  Almost every hostel has a room for parties. Keep it there.

All Is Fair After 8am: Rule 37 of the Geneva Convention – Thou shall not get pissed at the people packing/getting ready for their day if the time is after 8am.  After 8am people are free to do whatever they please so don’t all get pissy because you’re hungover.

Plastic Bags Suck: For some reason the sound of plastic bags is about 100x louder from about 1am-8am. Every crinkle goes straight to your brain. Unfortunately a lot of people pack all their junk in various plastic bags.  Please keep your plastic bag usage time during the day.

Snoring: Sleep on your side if you snore. Tell your roommates that it’s cool if they hit you with a pillow if you start snoring. Get your own room is you’re a crazy loud snorer.

Don’t Hog The Heaters: The radiator is a great place to dry your towel/wet clothes but try not to hog it all day. Conversely, don’t just throw people’s towels onto the floor when you want to use the heater – fold it neatly and place it somewhere.

Keep Night Whispers To A Minimum: Whispering at late at night isn’t much better than normal talking. This isn’t the time to have a deep philosophical discussion.

Alarm Clocks: Most people use their phone as an alarm clock. This isn’t a problem. But please don’t stash your phone somewhere deep in your bag because scrambling through your bag for 5 minutes while the alarm goes off is pretty damn annoying. Make sure you put your phone in an accessible location. On a related note: the snooze is prohibited.

Loud Drunks: Getting drunk is fine but leave the loud drunk-talk at the bar.

Don’t Hog The Bathroom: Get in, get out. Enough said.

Don’t Eat Other People’s Food: Just because something is in the refrigerator it doesn’t mean anyone can eat it. Stealing someone’s alcohol is a big no-no.

Dirty Laundry: I really don’t have a problem with people drying their laundry in the room – but keep it confined to your bed. I really don’t want to deal with your dirty socks hung about the bathroom and across the sink.

Guitar Dude: Seriously? You’re so damn cool with your guitar. It really shows how you’re so unique. Please don’t play it in the room…. actually, don’t play it in the hostel.

Don’t Confine Yourself To Your Group: Traveling with friends can be great, but make an effort to talk to other people. Make solo-travelers feel welcome. Walking into a dorm room to find a bunch of buddies that completely ignore your presence is disheartening, I know from experience.

Free Internet: Just because the internet is free doesn’t mean you can spend all day using the hostel computer. You really shouldn’t need to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer. Check you email, book your next hostel and leave.

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  • Jon H

    lol. this is so true. so many travelers break all these rules. people that don’t pack the night before might be the worst people alive.

  • Glenn

    I had to laugh at the plastic bag part. There is nothing more annoying than someone rummaging through what sounds like a collection of plastic bags to find whatever crap they want out of their bag. They only ever seem to do it at 5am, too.

  • Hilary

    The solo travelers using the hostel wifi for their Facebook accounts 24/7 really get to me. I understand travel fatigue, and I understand loneliness, but you’re in a foreign country! Being a bit vulnerable and getting out of your comfort zone is the best part of travel. I love it when strangers say, “Hey, can I join you for dinner? Where are you headed tonight?” It makes people far less approachable when they are are wired in constantly on Ipods and laptops and cellphones in the rooms.

    • Anonymous

      I totally agree. Technology is great but you can’t let it tie you down. Thanks for the comment.

  • S. Goyette

    I would also like to add “Don’t come home at 2am and masturbate in your dorm room with other people in the room.” This has happened twice to my guy friend — once in an all-male dorm and once when we (I’m female) were in a mixed dorm together! (Thankfully that time I was sound asleep and missed it.)

  • Pat

    super informative, thanks

  • Lonnie

    As far as farting goes I think it’s safe to say that: silent ones are cool, smelly news are for the fool, wet ones get you a dirty look, and actual doody gets you an angry shout from the cook.